Elf on the Shelf!

Finished the "prototype" pillow!  I think I can make the real
one now!  Posing with our new "Elf on the Shelf," Brownie!

So I don't have kids.  HOWEVER, I have a love of fun things.  I recently found out about the "Elf on the Shelf" and I am in love!  This is the most fun idea and I love that he (or she....they have a skirt that you can get and *poof!* you have an elflette!  I know a lot of people were interested when I mentioned this on facebook, so here are some mischievous ideas for YOUR EOTS!

• put green or red food coloring in the milk and wrap his arms around the jug
• replace family pics with his face picture
• sit him up by the stove with a mini marshmallow on the end of a toothpick and make him have a bonfire
• have him draw mustaches on the faces of the people in pictures you have hanging up
• squeeze toothpaste out into the bathroom sink
• make a "snow angel" on the counter with flour or sugar
• make a zipline with cord and a candy cane
• set him up like he's reading a book to the other toys
• hang him from a ceiling fan with a coloring picture taped to him.  Then have coloring pages on the floor like the fan blew them around
• toilet paper a room, the christmas tree, or just a little area
• have him "go fishing" into a bowl of gold fish crackers
• have some army men "arrest" him
• color the toilet water with green food coloring and glitter
• replace the hanging stockings with undies!  Have him hanging from one of the stocking holders
• sit him in front of a paper and have him "write a letter" to the kids
• lay him in a "hammock" that you made out of something 
• sit him in front of the TV and turn on a Christmas movie
• make a fort out of legos and have a "snowball fight" with hot chocolate marshmallows
• while the kids are sleeping, paint the tips of their noses red (like Rudolph!)  Have your EOTS hiding with a sign that says, "GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!"  You can also hit his nose with a little red paint!

Do you have any fun EOTS ideas?!  I'd love to hear them!